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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by David Byrden
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I am Salvador Dali, surrealist painter!

I'm painting some cows wearing ties. Because they're at work! Get it?

I am SUCH A genius!

My personal life is also surreal. I live in a crazy house. I do zany things. I grow an enormous mustach.

It makes a great impression on the art critics.

Wankers.

And here's a painting I just sold... "the intransigence of metamorphisation".

Yes, yes, it's bullcrap, but it's $500,000 worth of bullcrap.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Bo Bo Bolinski> Now, now - not nice to diss Dali!
<Carol> I think it's splendid, and quite authentic.
<David Byrden> I will diss anybody who thinks it's fun to nail cats to a wall.
<3Suns> With this new style of perceptual surreality, David is breaking new ground in the captioning world. What do you think Clarisse?
<ajiav> It is good.
<Dof> Right on.

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