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Thousands of Kurdish puppies were mercilessly massacred through his chemical attacks.

He then attempted to steal Christmas. It wasn't until the soldiers pulled him out of his hole that Monsieur Hussein became fully aware of his chimney miscalculations.

Recognizing him to be beyond rehabilitation, the U.N. knew there was only one way in which Saddam might still contribute to society: by filming the sexual acts of America's niveus quisquiliae, known to be similarly lacking in morals.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> Ha ha! niveus quisquiliae ... funny once I found a Latin dictionary! So, educational too.
<guyPaulo> Uhhhhh....would someone clue the rest of us in?
<Lauren> niveus = white
quisquiliae = rubbish or trash
<guyPaulo> "SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! SUEY!
<Carol> I had thought you might want to sleuth out the answer yourself, but apparently that's just me!? In Spanish nieve=snow so it took me a while to get past "snowy rubbish."
<Lauren> Carol, I had heard this expression before but did go to a Latin-English translator just to make sure. I suppose I should have let guy figure it out, but I don't like to see him get frustrated.
<Mort> Frustrated... interesting choice of word.
<Carol> Hee hee! Troublemaker.
<Carol> Lauren, of course it's good that you gave the answer when asked! I didn't know beforehand which way would be less annoying.
<guyPaulo> I probably would have never figured it out, and as Lauren states, would have indeed become incredibly frustrated.

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