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Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by David Byrden
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I am in Paradise. Every day I cavort with hot virgins.

How did I get here? I hijacked an airliner and flew it into the back of the American President's head.

(As you should know, Bush's head had grown very very large.)

I was killed, although the fuselage emerged mostly intact.


The best thing about Paradise is not the sex. It's seeing what I did to Dubya's face.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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