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Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by David Byrden
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I am in Paradise. Every day I cavort with hot virgins.

How did I get here? I hijacked an airliner and flew it into the back of the American President's head.

(As you should know, Bush's head had grown very very large.)

I was killed, although the fuselage emerged mostly intact.


The best thing about Paradise is not the sex. It's seeing what I did to Dubya's face.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mikazunga> Clever.
<mypalmike> Goddamn it's me!

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