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Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2006 by Kumiho, the undertipped
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I am tired of being held down my THE MAN. I'm breaking outta here before any more fatties try to sit on me -

You hear that Mort?! I'm coming after you and your operation! I'm taking M.O.N.K.Y. down!

I'm- holy crap, Elvis? What happened to you man? ... uh huh, yeah, ....ouch, really? ...why? ...oh.

On second thought Mort, I take back my earlier comments and will be at work at 5.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<reddman> No overtime for you and you'll have to sit on Mort's lap this weekend.
<Kumiho> ::pouts::
<Ghost Monkey> fatties ..heh.
<JP> Here's a tip to the undertipped:
When giving a lapdace, the customer usually doesn't sit on the dancer; it's the other way around. You may experience more job satisfaction that way. I know I will.

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