[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2006 by Kumiho, the undertipped
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I am tired of being held down my THE MAN. I'm breaking outta here before any more fatties try to sit on me -

You hear that Mort?! I'm coming after you and your operation! I'm taking M.O.N.K.Y. down!

I'm- holy crap, Elvis? What happened to you man? ... uh huh, yeah, ....ouch, really? ...why? ...oh.

On second thought Mort, I take back my earlier comments and will be at work at 5.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<reddman> No overtime for you and you'll have to sit on Mort's lap this weekend.
<Kumiho> ::pouts::
<Ghost Monkey> fatties ..heh.
<JP> Here's a tip to the undertipped:
When giving a lapdace, the customer usually doesn't sit on the dancer; it's the other way around. You may experience more job satisfaction that way. I know I will.

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