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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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When doctors implanted a tiny camera in my rectum, they got quite an eyefull. The camera captured the rupture of that damn sphincter-pimple that's been plaguing me for years. The white pussy discharge slammed into the camera, forcing it further into my body....

It snapped this picture looking through the pee-hole of my hoohaa. Sadly, that's just a shot of the poster on the ceiling over my bed, not a real person.

When I finally passed that camera out through said hoohaa peehole, it hurt bad. Like there were two drunken polar bears with sharp claws f*cking in my urethra. I'm mean it hurt bad!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> OMG! I have tears splashing my desk!
<3Suns> Too crass for school!
<Lauren> You have outdone yourself, my dear.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAHAHA
<guyPaulo> Sometimes I have a hard time deciding if a disgusting/crass caption is worth posting. I really don't want to gross anyone out, but its just the way my mind thinks. Thanks for the reinforcement guys.
<mypalmike> Crass (adj.): See guyPaulo.
<Axolotl> Soo good crass!!

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