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From Erotic Archelogical Digest, December 1991.

Upon removing the decayed bird from Nefertiti's tomb, I gently laid it upon its back. From behind me, a noise was heard.


"Whose strong hands so gently disturb the rest of my beloved pet?" a voice asked. It was Nefertiti herself! Her soft skin, white shroud, and trembling lips were testament to the Egyptians' excellent skills of preservation.

...the abridged version is, I laid that bird, too.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> I think the crab resembles a bird on its back, is where that came from.
<yoyology> Laughing Out Loud at the Reference Desk.
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<Carol> Nice (funny) shift of tone!
<Lauren> OMG, this is great! Brilliant, even...
<mypalmike> I should never have cancelled my subscription to Erotic Archelogical Digest.

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