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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Lauren
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A woman like that makes me wish I were a decapod...

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... just makes us wish we had hands.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Can a duck peck his...nevermind...ignore me.
<yoyology> Hey, is "pecking his nevermind" a...

Ah, forget it.
<guyPaulo> Hhhmmm, this is Lauren's second caption of the day with a male narrator/voice. I was kidding about that 13 year old boy thing, but now I wonder.......
<Axolotl> Decapod = 10 feet
<Carol> Hee hee. Fun with morphology.
<mypalmike> This one is killer!

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