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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2006 by Allen
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I got these cool fuzzy slippers for Christmas, but when I wear them I get the feeling that something is nibbling on my toes.

In fact, there's this big funky colored growth on my big toe.

Occasionally I scream in pain, and it's hard to think. I hate getting clothes for Christmas.
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