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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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The money is safe and secure, located in a small and unassuming parcel somewhere within my luggage.

My old life has been successfully compacted into a small and unassuming parcel somewhere in the back of my mind.

If I can just make it across the gulf, I think I'll be okay.

And when I get to Cartegena, I'm going to buy myself a new daughter --- wait, no, make that two new daughters. I’m going to fall to my knees and thank Jesus-Movie that I was able to get away.

These dreams may prove false. But which parcel would you have chosen?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Thank you Jesus-Movie
<apple juice is a verb> Embezzlement was on my mind today, 'cause of my boss:

...www.joplinglobe.com...

<3Suns> Why oh why didn't I pick the BLUE parcel?
<mypalmike> Wow, some people just don't know how to embezzle. You don't go and cash a Boys & Girls Club check in your personal checking account! You ask a crack addict how to launder it first!

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