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Most Emailed Photos - 01/15/2004 by Arnold Descrapir
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Jungle Chef school- day 1
"...improve the look of any meal by artfully arranging choice pieces of salad as garnish."

"That shit needs a truckload of salad..."

"Enough of that, thankyou Mr. Sanchez..."
#Mental note- flunk the Tapir... Jesus that burger stinks...I hate my nose...women don't even look at me...well, apart from that orangutan i teach on tuesdays... would that be unethical?...did I leave the oven on at home?...shit this job is turning me mad...#
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<Carol> Okay, I thought this was funny! Poor chef-teacher. Tapirs are always trouble in the classroom.

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