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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Allen
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So give 2 arms and one arm more, for the Mighty Captain of the Pinafore.

I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

In an octopus' garden in My Green World.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<reddman> Show tunes gone wrong?
Beates tunes so bad even Phil Specter didn't produce them?
Disjointed modern poetry????
<Allen> And references to Brian Eno albums.

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