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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004

by mypalmike

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I once worked as a lifeguard. But I had to quit when I became stricken with pseudobreastaphobia.

I later enjoyed a short career as a fireman. I was never really good at telling when a fire was out, sometimes running the hose for days. Eventually they fired me.

And that's how I ended up an unemployed caption monkie. So what's your excuse?

(Reuters)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I responded to an ad in the paper in the personals and here I am!
<yoyology> Hmm. I was actually abducted by Mort and Morticia. They sapped me in a dark alley and took me to this dank basement in a used bodybag. I now sit here chained to the wall, and my computer can only access mostemailed.com and story.news.yahoo.com.
Don't tell the Morts, but there's a coded message in the fifth letters of all my captions that tells you where I am. Please come rescue me!
<mypalmike> When Elvis posts words like "koan", it must be hell not to have access to m-w.com! You poor thing.
<Wedge> The Morts!
<Mort> Yes, Morticia is not going to like being part of "The Morts". No more gruel for you tonight Yoyo.
<yoyology> Mortoids? Mortarians? Mortrosexuals?
<Lauren> Morticians?
<Lauren> I joined a free online dating service. I didn't meet the man of my dreams, but I did wind up here, so I guess it wasn't a waste of my money....
<guyPaulo> Don't give up on love yet Lauren! Maybe you'll find the monkie of your dreams here....
<mypalmike> How did an online dating service lead you here, the backwaters of the internet?

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