[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I once worked as a lifeguard. But I had to quit when I became stricken with pseudobreastaphobia.

I later enjoyed a short career as a fireman. I was never really good at telling when a fire was out, sometimes running the hose for days. Eventually they fired me.

And that's how I ended up an unemployed caption monkie. So what's your excuse?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 251 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:45Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:35Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:34Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:30Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:27Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:26Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:25Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:24Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:23Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:20Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:18Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:16Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:15Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:13Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:11Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:07Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:04Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:03Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:02Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:56Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:55Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:53Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:52Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:51Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:50Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:35Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:31Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:30Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:23Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:20Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:19Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:15Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:14Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:13Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:11Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:59Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:57Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:56Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:55Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:51Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:46Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:42Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:35Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:31Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:30Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:24Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:21Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:20Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:12Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:07Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:03Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:00Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:59Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:56Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:55Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:54Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:49Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:46Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:44Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:43Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:36Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:31Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:30Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:29Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:25Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:23Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:22Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:21Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:20Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:13Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:12Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:11Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:06Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:04Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:00Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:59Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:58Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:54Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:51Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:49Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:41Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:34Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:31Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:20Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:19Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:18Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:16Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:14Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:11Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:10Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:09Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:08Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:07Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:00Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:55Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:54Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:47Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:45Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:33Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:31Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:30Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:29Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:21Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:16Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:13Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:10Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:05Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:01Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:00Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:59Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:56Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:54Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:53Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:52Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:51Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:50Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:49Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:48Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:47Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:46Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:45Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:43Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:42Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:41Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:40Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:34Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:33Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:32Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:31Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:27Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:25Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:24Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:16Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:13Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:11Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:10Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:08Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:07Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:04Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:03Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:02Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:01Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:56Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:55Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:54Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:52Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:50Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:47Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:46Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:45Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:43Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:42Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:39Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:36Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:32Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:31Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:27Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:25Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:24Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:18Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:17Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:16Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:13Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:06Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:03Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:01Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:59Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:58Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:55Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:47Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:44Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:41Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:37Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:34Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:18Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:16Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:15Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:11Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:10Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:08Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:03Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:59Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:54Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:52Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:51Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:47Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:45Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:43Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:39Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:36Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:34Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:32Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:31Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:30Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:27Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:26Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:24Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:21Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:13Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:09Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:08Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:06Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:05Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:04Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:02Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:01Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:59Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:57Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:56Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:55Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:54Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:52Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:50Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:47Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:46Caption #535

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> I responded to an ad in the paper in the personals and here I am!
<yoyology> Hmm. I was actually abducted by Mort and Morticia. They sapped me in a dark alley and took me to this dank basement in a used bodybag. I now sit here chained to the wall, and my computer can only access mostemailed.com and story.news.yahoo.com.

Don't tell the Morts, but there's a coded message in the fifth letters of all my captions that tells you where I am. Please come rescue me!

<mypalmike> When Elvis posts words like "koan", it must be hell not to have access to m-w.com! You poor thing.
<Wedge> The Morts!
<Mort> Yes, Morticia is not going to like being part of "The Morts". No more gruel for you tonight Yoyo.
<yoyology> Mortoids? Mortarians? Mortrosexuals?
<Lauren> Morticians?
<Lauren> I joined a free online dating service. I didn't meet the man of my dreams, but I did wind up here, so I guess it wasn't a waste of my money....
<guyPaulo> Don't give up on love yet Lauren! Maybe you'll find the monkie of your dreams here....
<mypalmike> How did an online dating service lead you here, the backwaters of the internet?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post