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Most Emailed Photos - 07/10/2003 by MonkeyandRobot
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As you can plainly see, I am neither Man nor Woman, but an algamation of the 2, a mystery to all.

Uh, brother, I hate to break it to you, but you're really just a tub of lard

Sniff, I can't take it, I must eat this last twinkie... uh, so fat... I feel like I'm gonna pop.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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