Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 52 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:33 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:32 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:31 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:30 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:29 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:28 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:27 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:26 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:25 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:24 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:23 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:21 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:19 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:16 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:13 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:12 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:10 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:06 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:05 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:03 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:00 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:56 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:54 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:53 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:52 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:51 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:48 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:46 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:45 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:43 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:41 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:40 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:38 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:37 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:33 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:32 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:30 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:29 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:26 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:25 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:24 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:22 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:21 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:20 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:19 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:18 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:17 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:16 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:15 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:14 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:13 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:10 Caption #578

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post