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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
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You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

...but at least I had self-respect.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Cal> Nice!
<Cal> Nice!
<yoyology> Good stuff, Maynard.
<guyPaulo> Ouch!
<Lauren> I like!
<Little Bee> Yikes!
<dee dee> self respect??
<Roger Mexico> Way cool & right on, Juice!
<Cy123> didn't care for last one
<babydevyll> ??????????????????????????????????
<StacyDavid> The last caption rubbed me the wrong way.
<mypalmike> Aww geez people, get a sense of humor!
<StacyDavid> I have a sense of humor, but am tired of seeing favorites being played each week.
<LB> me, too.
<Mort> You know what is cute??
Puppies! Puppies are cute!!
Take a look at this one: ...pup-n-fluff.com...
<GclefNatalie> I would have voted earlier, but I was in and out all Xmas shopping.
<apple juice is a verb> Considering that I contribute something like three captions a month, and never funny, I would hardly consider myself a favorite. But I will try to contribute more often so that you don't just end up looking bitter.
<Lauren> Don't worry about it, apple juice; no one is fooled by this. Stacy, babydevyll and LB didn't post captions. They just came here yesterday to look at THEIR favorite's caption and to sabotage the competition. Take it as a compliment that they went after yours....
<Lauren> I apologize for the above comment and will reglove my claws. Will someone please pass me a saucer of milk.
<Natalie> (the caption monkey formally known as GclefNatalie)This is all just for fun. Gee, you'd think there was a cash prize or something.Ha, Ha!
<apple> it's just kind of fun to throw some words, too :)

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