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Will you date me now that I have the magic wishing crab?

Not unless ducks come out of my ass will I date you!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Lauren> So, you got the date?
<yoyology> Nice use of the blank caption, Zen Monkie.
<apple juice is a verb> 
<Carol> Nice use of juxtaposition!
<mypalmike> Yeah, way to juxtapose!
<ElvisThePelvis> Everyone seems to like my juxtaposes!

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