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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Will you date me now that I have the magic wishing crab?

Not unless ducks come out of my ass will I date you!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> So, you got the date?
<yoyology> Nice use of the blank caption, Zen Monkie.
<apple juice is a verb> 
<Carol> Nice use of juxtaposition!
<mypalmike> Yeah, way to juxtapose!
<ElvisThePelvis> Everyone seems to like my juxtaposes!

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