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Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2005 by Lauren
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It's tough growing up and having all of your childhood beliefs crushed. The Golden Egg the goose laid is actually a humongous turd with a yellow six pack holder embedded in it.

The Swiss Mountain Rescue dog is a limp-wristed cross-dresser.

And Tink turned out to be nothing more than a little pecker.
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<Kumiho> Heh heh, but did Tink try to put the moves on you?

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