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Most Emailed Photos - 09/14/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sex I Am Not Proud Of:

"Some Fat Pig I Met At The Shoney's In Yazoo, Mississippi"

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"A Siamese Twin Fused at the Spine and Tailbone"

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"A Cross-Eyed Japanese Woman with Who I Woooed with Purple Roffie Roses"
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> Wow, I dont think anyone mentioned her being crosseyed the first time around.
<guyPaulo> I don't think the twins are anything to be ashamed of!

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