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The makers of "Troy" made some last minutes changes to the film to 'modernize' it. In an effort to pander to the gay community, Achilles now spends much of the film looking pensive and flashing the 'Trojan Horse' under his skirt.

In order to please the sci-fi lovers, the Greeks will now have to fight "Bug-Ra," a giant cicada with radioactive breath and a super-sonic scream. Odysious must transform into into the 50ft tall "SupraGreek," to defeat the monster.

Sadly, I was unavailible to attend the premier of this exciting film. Apparently, the authorities frown upon grown men who hang around middle schools in clown outfits for no legitimate reason.
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<3Suns> Wouldn't a "SupraGreek" be less than a regular greek?
<guyPaulo> No. SupraGreek is 50ft tall, wears an indestructible toga, and shoots streams of molten olive oil from his eyes. Therefore, he rocks.
<3Suns> Oops, yeah I looked it up. I thought super- and supra- were opposites like inter- and intra-, and hyper- and hypo-.

What is "molten olive oil" then? Is that just like regular olive oil?

<guyPaulo> "Molten" as in "hot as hell" as in "MOLTEN lava"

mol·ten ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mltn)
v. Archaic

A past participle of melt.

adj.

1. Made liquid by heat; melted: molten lead.
2. Made by melting and casting in a mold.
3. Brilliantly glowing, from or as if from intense heat: “A huge red bed of coals blazed and quivered with molten fury” (Richard Wright).

<Lauren> I like the idea of SupraGreek spewing "MOO"

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