Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 05/16/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

The makers of "Troy" made some last minutes changes to the film to 'modernize' it. In an effort to pander to the gay community, Achilles now spends much of the film looking pensive and flashing the 'Trojan Horse' under his skirt.

In order to please the sci-fi lovers, the Greeks will now have to fight "Bug-Ra," a giant cicada with radioactive breath and a super-sonic scream. Odysious must transform into into the 50ft tall "SupraGreek," to defeat the monster.

Sadly, I was unavailible to attend the premier of this exciting film. Apparently, the authorities frown upon grown men who hang around middle schools in clown outfits for no legitimate reason.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 240 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:05 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:04 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:03 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:02 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:01 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:00 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:59 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:58 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:57 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:56 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:55 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:54 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:53 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:52 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:51 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:50 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:49 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:48 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:47 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:46 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:45 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:44 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:43 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:42 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:41 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:40 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:39 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:38 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:37 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:36 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:34 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:33 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:31 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:30 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:29 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:27 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:25 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:24 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:23 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:21 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:20 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:19 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:18 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:17 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:16 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:15 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:14 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:13 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:12 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:11 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:10 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:09 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:07 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:06 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:05 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:04 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:03 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:02 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:01 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:00 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:59 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:58 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:57 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:56 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:54 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:53 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:52 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:51 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:50 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:49 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:48 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:47 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:46 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:45 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:44 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:43 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:42 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:41 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:39 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:38 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:37 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:36 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:34 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:33 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:32 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:31 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:30 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:29 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:28 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:27 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:26 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:25 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:24 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:23 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:22 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:21 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:20 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:19 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:18 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:17 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:16 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:15 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:14 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:13 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:12 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:11 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:10 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:09 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:08 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:07 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:06 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:05 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:04 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:03 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:02 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:01 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:00 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:59 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:58 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:57 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:56 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:55 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:54 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:53 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:52 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:51 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:50 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:49 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:48 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:47 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:46 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:45 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:44 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:43 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:41 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:40 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:39 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:38 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:37 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:36 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:35 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:34 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:33 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:31 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:30 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:29 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:28 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:27 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:26 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:25 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:24 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:23 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:22 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:21 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:20 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:19 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:18 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:17 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:16 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:15 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:14 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:13 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:12 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:11 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:10 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:09 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:08 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:07 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:06 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:05 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:04 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:03 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:02 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:01 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:00 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:59 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:58 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:57 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:56 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:55 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:54 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:51 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:50 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:49 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:48 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:47 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:46 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:45 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:44 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:43 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:42 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:41 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:40 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:39 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:38 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:37 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:36 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:35 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:34 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:33 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:32 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:31 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:30 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:29 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:28 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:27 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:26 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:25 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:24 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:23 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:22 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:21 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:20 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:18 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:17 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:16 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:15 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:13 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:12 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:11 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:10 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:09 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:08 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:07 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:06 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:04 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:02 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:01 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:00 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:59 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:58 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:57 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:56 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:55 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:54 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:53 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:52 Caption #5

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Wouldn't a "SupraGreek" be less than a regular greek?
<guyPaulo> No. SupraGreek is 50ft tall, wears an indestructible toga, and shoots streams of molten olive oil from his eyes. Therefore, he rocks.
<3Suns> Oops, yeah I looked it up. I thought super- and supra- were opposites like inter- and intra-, and hyper- and hypo-.
What is "molten olive oil" then? Is that just like regular olive oil?
<guyPaulo> "Molten" as in "hot as hell" as in "MOLTEN lava"
mol�ten ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mltn)
v. Archaic
A past participle of melt.
adj.
1. Made liquid by heat; melted: molten lead.
2. Made by melting and casting in a mold.
3. Brilliantly glowing, from or as if from intense heat: �A huge red bed of coals blazed and quivered with molten fury� (Richard Wright).
<Lauren> I like the idea of SupraGreek spewing "MOO"

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post