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Most Emailed Photos BUSH CHENEY '04 DAY! - 03/31/2004 by David Byrden
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In the Muslim world, everybody is covered up.

In the animal kingdom, everybody is naked.

In Western culture, women must uncover much of their body, displaying how suitable it is for reproductive use.

Western men, by contrast, don't have to show any flesh.

Oddly enough, westerners believe that only they have "equality of the sexes".

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Profound
<Lauren> What he said ^
<guyPaulo> snort...
<mypalmike> I want some sexual equality. Or sexual sex anyhow. Or whatever you were talking about.

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