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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004

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She'd waddled into my office looking a little seedy, and I had to keep distracting her from nuzzling her rugrat.
"I don't have all day, lady. This town's a zoo, but it's also my beat. What's your problem?"

"This," she grunted, with a choking sob. "It's my little Nubby's twin - Shammy. This is the last picture we have of him!! His father had him on a custody visit, and now - - - " She dissolved in blubbering.

"Damn!" I thought: "Like it or not, this means I'm gonna have to put up with the charming company of Lt. Bradshaw down at the LAPD!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Weird, but epic. Nice story-telling.
<apple juice is a verb> I have a soft spot for anything even remotely noir-ish.
<Lauren> Lt. Bradshaw is obsessed with Audrey Farber (who calls herself Nancy).
<yoyology> You know, I thought I had the key to this story, but it turns out it was only half a key. I had to split it with the sound man.
<mypalmike> Guy Noir.
<yoyology> No, not Guy Noir. Nick Danger. Get some culture, man.
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