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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003

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I've had a lot of odd jobs over the years. Once, I worked on an assembly line, carving wax Halloween sculptures.

Later, I worked as a trainer for animal actors, specializing in celebrity look-alikes. My favorite was this dog that looked like Scooby Doo. Or was it Snoop Doggy Dogg?

These days, I work at a movie studio as a "Key Grip". Which means I remove lint from the belly buttons of big Hollywood stars.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Pedro Gonzales> I like the belly button fluff line
<Axolotl> I always wondered what the key grip does!
<ElvisThePelvis> Removing belly button lint is really key.
<yoyology> But it can be really hard to get a grip on.

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