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Most Emailed Photos - 11/06/2003 by Axolotl
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This is what he looks like from the other end. The infamous Goatse man.

This is how most people reacted when hackers displayed his most famous picture on the jumbotron at a recent soccer event.

This guy was one of the few who didn't try to claw his own eyes out. He just got a hankering for a roast beef sandwich.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Ha! That is definitely the goatse man!
<Starbug> Meh.

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