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Most Emailed Photos - 09/07/2003 by Sting-a-ling
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after realising his height wasn't even on the BMI index..

..he realised the shocking truth..

he was a dwarf, (but that was okay because atleast the chicks still into him).
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Sting-a-ling> Hi Mort ;) Thought i would give your captions a little boost.
Thomas (Guess) had a little baby girl yesterday, check the board on the mud to see a link to see pictures of her (and prepare to go ... Aaaaaaaah).
<Mort> The baby R0X0RZ not your caption...

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