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The pimp cat found out his bitches were holding out on him.

So he had two of his boys scope out where the bitches were hiding.

He payed them a personal visit, pimp slapped them both, took back his benjamins and smoked a blunt in his crib.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pignrunt> Thats were it be at!
<Tarpo> Better.. but not quite..
<Roger Mexico> Fascinating. Really.
<Lawrence Pickard> A white guy wrote this right?
<Spamantha> Um. Whaaa?

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