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Most Emailed Photos - 08/09/2003 by Mort
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Like, oh my god! My valley girl friends said that being a porn star would be as good as I could do.

Whatever, as if!
I am so gonna be the next Governor of California.

Oh my god! I would so totally pass a law so that I could own, like, the cutest baby tiger.

I totally acted with a tiger in 'Booty n Beasty 14'. Oh my god, so cool!

Like, it's all about being naked in office... just like in that porn film,
'Sucking Uncle Sam 12'
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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