Scientists at NASA were stunned by the president's request for them to put a man on Mars to look for wmd's and/or oil. Here, one top official reveals the year in which such a mission would be possible. |
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By that time, man will have evolved into a small, striped beast with a large proboscis. |
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So instead, NASA began research to create a new kind of underwear which makes big butts look small, and small packages look big! |
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