My brainslugs finally matured, and they are great at convincing girls to follow me home!
Then I cleaned out my navel lint and found all these beautiful stratified layers. They ladies would be impressed, even without parasites in their cerebellums.
Then I pranked the boss by mixin some secret Jivaros shrunken head-juice in his beer.
Whenever he yells at me, he just sounds like a happy smurf now!
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