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Most Emailed Photos - 07/22/2004 by Axolotl
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Oh joy! What a wonderful week!

My brainslugs finally matured, and they are great at convincing girls to follow me home!

Then I cleaned out my navel lint and found all these beautiful stratified layers. They ladies would be impressed, even without parasites in their cerebellums.

Then I pranked the boss by mixin some secret Jivaros shrunken head-juice in his beer.

Whenever he yells at me, he just sounds like a happy smurf now!

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<Kumiho> happy smurfs! tee hee
<Lauren> Astoundingly brilliant. And what a positive take on your week's activities.
<mypalmike> Brainslug matures. Collect $75.
<Severian> Slugs & beer: a useful weakness to exploit in gardening, but keep your expensive brainslugs away!

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