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Most Emailed Photos - 07/07/2004

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The two hobbits gasped as the queen of the forest stepped forth from the shadows...

It was Velouria Barkskin, the fabled female wood golem/champion bodybuilder.

Saruman's carniverous pandas would be completely ineffective against such a high-fiber force.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<obtuse> Bridge into an ED joke if you want.
<mypalmike> She does appear to be a wood golem...
<Kumiho> i hadn't realized that she was real at first.

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