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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by yoyology
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Yeah, I know, she looks really hot, and you're imagining you have a chance with her.

But I'm telling you, the girl is beyond frigid.

You're gonna have to go somewhere else for
your hot monkey-lovin'.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Great use of the second photo!
<ElvisThePelvis> I love the phrase hot monkey lovin. We are a very, excited crowd today. Where is Lauren? This is her kind of fun.
<Lauren> Alas, I was late and all the fun to be had was already had.

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