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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004

by Arnold Descrapir

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At some of the more regressive establishments in the world the staff politely and covertly tell ethnic minorities to
"go swivel..."

Thankfully ethnic differences are to be a thing of the past when genetic biologists discover how this animal is more black-and-white than Michael Jackson

Oh and he rapes kids

(Reuters)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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