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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by Jmofwiw
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A smuggler captain named Schwartz,
Smuggled cargo of various sorts.

A rabid tamir,
From a distant frontier.

And a hold full of Monkey print shorts.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Jmofwiw> Darn it. Tapir, not Tamir. The rhyme still works. Let's just say that a tamir is an even more exotic type of tapir.
<Carol> Nice cadence! Particularly on the last line.

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