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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by JP
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[knock knock knock]

"Hi, I'm Bill, and this is Napoleon. We'd like to talk to you about your salvation."

It's them.. third time this week!

"Go away! I'm... urrr, busy."

"Damn, it's tough enough raising my kids in a Mormon neighborhood without all those damn Jehovah's Witnesses muscling in on our turf."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Dueling evangelicals.
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