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"No, I'm sorry, I only date girls.

There was one time I went with a guy...I guess you could say once was enough...

"I mean, girls understand each other, you know?

And even though you wouldn't think so, by the equipment, I mean, guys seem to smell soooo much worse down there. Does that make sense?"


"Godddammit, woman, it was just one foul ball!

One foul ball!!!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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