Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004

by guyPaulo

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My girlfriend and I have real communications problems.

I asked her for a "hummer" and this is what I got. I guess I shouldn't complain too much.

I also asked her to "grab my fleshy dumbbell and do some curls until she gets a protein shot." The next thing I know, she's at the gym for an hour!

When she said she wanted me to go with her to the "pussy show" I got excited.

Turns out, the "pussy show" consisted of a 2-hour feminist/lesbian rant about how men suck and how period blood is beautiful.

I'd dump her, but she DID buy me the hummer...

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Axolotl> The second panel is a GP classic!
<guyPaulo> Yes, but I'm starting to feel a bit like the Rolling Stones; trotting out the same out tired cliches year after year while newer monkies pass me by on the racetrack of life.
Maybe I'll go back to writing political captions again...
<Carol> I have caption-malaise today myself, guyPaulo. Like I'm in the doldrums ... mebbe the weather will change.
<mypalmike> The hummer joke is teh great!

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