Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004

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My girlfriend and I have real communications problems.

I asked her for a "hummer" and this is what I got. I guess I shouldn't complain too much.

I also asked her to "grab my fleshy dumbbell and do some curls until she gets a protein shot." The next thing I know, she's at the gym for an hour!

When she said she wanted me to go with her to the "pussy show" I got excited.

Turns out, the "pussy show" consisted of a 2-hour feminist/lesbian rant about how men suck and how period blood is beautiful.

I'd dump her, but she DID buy me the hummer...

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Axolotl> The second panel is a GP classic!
<guyPaulo> Yes, but I'm starting to feel a bit like the Rolling Stones; trotting out the same out tired cliches year after year while newer monkies pass me by on the racetrack of life.
Maybe I'll go back to writing political captions again...
<Carol> I have caption-malaise today myself, guyPaulo. Like I'm in the doldrums ... mebbe the weather will change.
<mypalmike> The hummer joke is teh great!

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