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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by Lauren
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As I felt his tiny, razor sharp teeth sinking into my flesh I felt a quiver of pure pleasure and ...

... I thought I heard angels singing.

This must be love.

I only wish I had remembered to shave my legs first.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Ewwwww.....
<3Suns> Now is it the teeth that caused the pleasure, or what he did with his tail afterwards?
<ajiav> gosh, if he loves you the hair won't bother him too bad. just style it decoratively.
<mypalmike> The problem with dating leftie girls is they always have hair somewhere you wish they didn't.
<Carol> Hahaha. I love that it really is a hairy leg.

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