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Most Emailed Photos - 10/14/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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Some people say having a baby is like winning the lottery.

Me, I'm just happy that during the course of my life three different girls wanted to have sex with me.

Here's hopin' I someday meet number four!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> I'll raise a glass to that!
<Luminaire> 
<mypalmike> Just be careful about having sex with number two.

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