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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by mypalmike
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As I walked out of that Bangkok massage parlor, I once again felt like maybe somebody could love me.

But it was a short-lived peace. Getting on the plane back home, they weighed me like I was some sort of animal. They actually made me fly in the cargo hold.

The only thing that kept me alive on that flight was the knowledge that I would soon be home with my wife Real Doll.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Slick! Boy, we sure are getting our mileage out of Mary Carey, huh?
<Lauren> Yes, Mary Carey certainly does have some mileage on her.
<No one in particular.> Man, now I have an image of the Sumo guy lying naked all oiled up.

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