Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004

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As I walked out of that Bangkok massage parlor, I once again felt like maybe somebody could love me.

But it was a short-lived peace. Getting on the plane back home, they weighed me like I was some sort of animal. They actually made me fly in the cargo hold.

The only thing that kept me alive on that flight was the knowledge that I would soon be home with my ~~wife~~ Real Doll.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> Slick! Boy, we sure are getting our mileage out of Mary Carey, huh?
<Lauren> Yes, Mary Carey certainly does have some mileage on her.
<No one in particular.> Man, now I have an image of the Sumo guy lying naked all oiled up.

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