The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 28 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:01:05	Caption #155
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:01:04	Caption #677
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:01:03	Caption #635
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:01:02	Caption #651
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:01:01	Caption #612
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:01:00	Caption #465
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:58	Caption #242
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:57	Caption #168
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:55	Caption #465
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:54	Caption #282
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:53	Caption #875
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:51	Caption #344
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:50	Caption #864
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:48	Caption #25
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:47	Caption #524
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:46	Caption #346
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:45	Caption #457
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:44	Caption #48
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:43	Caption #256
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:42	Caption #258
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:41	Caption #672
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:40	Caption #448
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:39	Caption #537
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:38	Caption #34
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:37	Caption #404
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:36	Caption #219
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:35	Caption #564
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:00:34	Caption #795