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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004

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Arr, matey, I got me wooden leg in Bahrain. That bilge-sucking landmine taught me a lesson: Stick ter de Briny Deep, lad!

De only other time I forgot that lesson was when I was a-moored in Barcelona. Yarr, I got a keratin enema and lost me eye to boot!

De parrot? Arr, 'e jus' follows me around. They bonnie lasses love 'im tho. Harr harr!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Luminaire> Did he get a peg butt?
<mypalmike> International "Talk Like a Pirate Day" is just a few short months away: September 19.
<morticia> Mort and I will by flying back from Italy then! What will we do?
(I better find out how to say 'yaaar' in Italian)
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<ajiav> yaarrivaderci, matey

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