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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Obtuse and I were wading into dangerous territory with our captions about hot young pre-teen girls.

Mort watched from his secret lair will Morticia worked on his stress induced back ache.

"What to do?", he wondered aloud, "What to do?"

guyPaulo and I had an idea that involved Stormi and Lauren, but it probably would not solve any of the problems...
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Well it MIGHT solve the problem, Elvis. It's worth a shot anyway. Girls?
<Lauren> And ruin my hair??? Are you out of your mind?
<guyPaulo> Kay sara sara. We were so close.
<Pedro Gonzales> guy your command of french does not surpass your command of smut!
<ElvisThePelvis> It's good for the hair...I promise...

[ducks]

<guyPaulo> I'm sorry, PG. Please excuse my fox paws.
<Kumiho> Naw, as much as I might enjoy it, my lover might get jealous. ...guyP, you're a fox too?
<guyPaulo> Yes, but I only have one tail.
<Kumiho> Ooo... might have to reconsider who I call lover.
<guyPaulo> 

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