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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004

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In college, I was an exotic dancer to help pay the bills.

Admittedly, I wan't a very good one.

Three out of every four hairy lechers that watched me dance called me a "cold b*tch". The fourth will soon agree, when I don't give him a lapdance.

I really didn't care. I was a lesbian, so when I went home I got to lick more than my fair share of...

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well you know.

She doesn't tip very well, but you don't see me complaining, do you?

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> Funny concepts, but too wordy. The last panel could be blank for instance...
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