[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/21/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I often give into temptation. I've been lesbian. I've slept with more women than I can count.

I've slept with men too. I've even slept with midgets.

But, Lord help me, I will resist the tempation to make this caption a vibrator joke.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 279 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:50Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:47Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:43Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:38Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:37Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:34Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:33Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:32Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:30Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:29Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:26Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:24Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:23Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:21Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:19Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:18Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:17Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:13Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:09Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:07Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:06Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:05Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:04Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:59Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:58Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:57Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:55Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:54Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:48Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:46Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:41Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:37Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:36Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:35Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:34Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:33Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:28Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:25Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:24Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:23Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:22Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:19Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:18Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:13Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:12Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:11Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:07Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:04Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:02Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:00Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:59Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:55Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:52Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:51Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:50Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:49Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:43Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:38Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:37Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:33Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:31Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:27Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:26Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:23Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:19Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:18Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:15Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:11Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:06Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:04Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:01Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:00Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:57Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:56Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:55Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:54Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:52Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:49Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:47Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:46Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:41Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:39Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:36Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:33Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:26Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:20Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:19Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:18Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:17Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:13Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:11Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:10Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:09Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:08Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:04Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:03Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:01Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:59Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:58Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:56Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:53Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:52Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:51Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:49Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:48Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:44Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:39Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:38Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:37Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:35Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:31Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:29Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:27Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:18Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:17Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:15Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:12Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:09Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:08Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:06Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:04Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:03Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:02Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:01Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:00Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:56Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:54Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:53Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:51Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:50Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:46Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:44Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:43Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:40Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:34Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:31Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:25Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:22Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:20Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:17Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:14Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:13Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:12Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:10Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:09Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:02Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:00Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:58Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:57Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:54Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:53Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:51Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:49Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:48Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:46Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:45Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:41Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:31Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:29Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:26Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:22Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:17Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:15Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:10Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:05Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:04Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:02Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:01Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:59Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:58Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:57Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:56Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:55Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:54Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:53Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:49Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:44Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:42Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:40Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:39Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:38Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:36Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:33Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:26Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:25Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:24Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:23Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:21Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:19Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:18Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:17Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:16Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:14Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:08Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:06Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:05Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:02Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:01Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:00Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:52Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:49Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:48Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:47Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:45Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:44Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:42Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:40Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:35Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:34Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:32Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:28Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:27Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:25Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:24Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:23Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:22Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:21Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:19Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:18Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:17Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:16Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:14Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:13Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:11Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:09Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:07Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:06Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:05Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:01Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:59Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:58Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:57Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:56Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:54Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:52Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:50Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:44Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:40Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:36Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:33Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:30Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:29Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:25Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:19Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:17Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:16Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:15Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:08Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:05Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:04Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:59Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:56Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:53Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:51Caption #600

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post