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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by superwoman biatch
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The pig knew my secret.I had to feed him to keep him quiet....

I was really RuPaul...but posing as Pam Anderson got me some major ass...

Hey...I didn't say what KIND OF ASS!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> I must apologize for the disgusting nature of this caption. However, the words came out of my mouth like Richard Gere cramming a hamster up his ass....hell it just felt good, so why not!

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