I travelled the globe looking for fun,
I went to Venezuela to get some sun,
It was great there, nice 'n' chilled,
But when I asked to get "stoned", I nearly got killed |
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I stayed in Australia a couple of weeks,
But what I saw brought a flush to my cheeks;
I camped in the outback to see the mammals,
And they were doing it like they do on the discovery channel |
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India was my favourite place of all,
I met a man who's moustache was six foot tall,
I said growing it like that was some sort of trick,
He said "Listen, my friend- you should see my d*ck". |
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