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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by guyPaulo
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Ho Hum. (insert joke about hooters here)

Yawn. (insert colorful metaphor about ejaculation here)

I agree Mortimus, the work of the monkies today is quite derivitive of earlier captions, and is nothing but base, tasteless trash. Now excuse me while I go hurl my feces at the unfortunate gentleman taking our picture.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> I laughed out loud at this last caption- reminds me of those caption birthday cards you can find
<Mort> Vile caption monkies.

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