| <Lauren> I have to give you two ratings on this caption. The first is because this is great! |  |
| <Lauren> And the second is because you used that 'c' word. Honestly, guy, bitch, slut, or whore would have made the same point, I think... Do men not know how utterly offensive that word is? |  |
| <guyPaulo> I guess I'm just a product of the HBO generation. My mother is crying somewhere.... |  |
| <guyPaulo> In my defense (however weak), I must claim artistic license. After all, it is not guyPaulo uttering the foul c-word here, but Mr. Rat the narrator of the sad tale. |  |
| <Lauren> Nice save, guy. It is just the sort of thing a rat might say.... | |
| <guyPaulo> Ouch! How quickly passion turns sour.... | |
| <Lauren> (((guyPaulo))) I am sorry if I sound a bit testy today. I have been waiting for my vet to call with the cytology on my dog's tumor and I guess I am edgy. You are still my favorite monkie. | |
| <mypalmike> You two... | |
| <guyPaulo> Lauren! I hope your pup pal is perfectly perky come Christmas...I also apologize for my insensitive "c-word" usage. We southern white male have much work to be done in the sesitivity area... | |
| <Lauren> mike, if you don't mind, this was a private conversation... did you forget to lock the door, guy? | |
| <guyPaulo> {click...}There we go. Darn kids keep opening the door.... | |
| <Mort> Sssh.. Come in here, I have a live camera in all the rooms... | |
| <guyPaulo> Mort! You insult Lauren's honor by implying that she would be so quick to cavort with such a lout as I. I demand satisfaction sir! |  |
| <Mort> Bring it on redneck! | |
| <guyPaulo> Let me put down my mint julip and step off the porch, then we'll walk ten paces and draw sir! | |
| <guyPaulo> BTW, a quick duel won't hurt my chances of winning the caption contest will it Mort, old buddy old pal? |  |
| <MLimburg> I'm confused ... you use the word C*NT like it's a "bad" thing ... | |
| <mypalmike> There's an apostrophe in CAN'T. | |
