Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 360 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:24 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:23 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:22 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:21 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:20 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:19 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:18 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:17 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:16 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:13 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:12 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:12 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:10 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:09 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:08 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:07 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:06 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:05 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:04 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:03 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:02 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:01 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:00 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:59 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:58 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:56 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:55 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:54 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:53 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:52 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:51 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:50 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:49 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:48 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:47 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:46 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:45 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:44 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:43 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:42 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:41 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:40 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:39 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:37 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:35 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:34 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:33 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:32 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:31 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:30 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:29 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:28 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:27 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:26 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:23 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:19 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:18 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:13 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:11 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:10 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:06 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:05 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:04 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:03 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:02 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:01 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:00 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:59 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:58 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:57 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:56 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:55 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:54 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:53 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:52 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:51 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:47 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:46 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:45 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:44 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:43 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:42 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:41 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:40 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:39 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:37 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:36 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:32 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:31 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:30 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:29 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:28 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:27 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:26 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:25 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:24 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:22 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:21 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:20 Caption #-77

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:19 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:19 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:17 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:08 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:07 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:01 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:59 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:58 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:55 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:54 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:52 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:48 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:44 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:43 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:42 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:40 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:39 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:38 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:37 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:36 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:35 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:34 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:29 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:26 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:24 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:22 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:21 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:19 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:18 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:17 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:16 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:15 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:14 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:11 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:09 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:05 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:04 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:03 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:00 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:59 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:58 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:57 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:55 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:54 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:53 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:48 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:47 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:43 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:42 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:41 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:40 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:39 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:38 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:37 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:35 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:34 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:33 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:32 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:31 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:30 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:29 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:28 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:27 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:26 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:24 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:23 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:22 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:18 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:17 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:14 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:09 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:08 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:06 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:05 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:03 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:59 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:58 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:57 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:56 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:55 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:54 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:53 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:52 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:51 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:50 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:49 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:48 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:47 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:46 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:45 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:44 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:43 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:42 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:41 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:40 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:39 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:38 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:37 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:36 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:35 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:34 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:33 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:32 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:31 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:30 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:29 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:28 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:27 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:26 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:25 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:24 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:23 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:22 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:21 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:20 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:18 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:17 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:16 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:13 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:10 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:07 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:03 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:02 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:58 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:57 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:56 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:54 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:53 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:51 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:50 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:49 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:48 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:47 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:44 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:43 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:41 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:40 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:39 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:38 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:34 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:29 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:28 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:24 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:20 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:19 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:18 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:16 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:10 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:05 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:04 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:38:02 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:59 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:58 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:57 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:55 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:54 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:53 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:52 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:51 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:50 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:48 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:41 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:40 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:37 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:34 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:33 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:30 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:23 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:22 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:19 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:15 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:14 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:11 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:08 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:07 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:06 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:05 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:37:03 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:55 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:54 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:52 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:47 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:44 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:43 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:40 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:39 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:38 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:33 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:29 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:28 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:27 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:26 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:22 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:21 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:20 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:18 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:17 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:16 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:15 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:13 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:12 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:11 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:09 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:07 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:36:06 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:58 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:57 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:55 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:54 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:53 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:52 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:51 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:48 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:47 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:44 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:43 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:42 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:39 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:38 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:32 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:31 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:30 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:29 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:28 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:27 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:22 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:20 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:19 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:18 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:16 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:13 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:12 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:11 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:10 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:08 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:06 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:05 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:04 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:03 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:02 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:01 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:35:00 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:59 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:57 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:56 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:51 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:49 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:46 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:45 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:41 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:40 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:39 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:34 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:31 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:28 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:25 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:34:24 Caption #485

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post