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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004 by Luminaire
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Carrie had been flinging herself around Manhattan for years, trying desperately to find a decent man.

She'd finally had enough. In a fit of narcissitic self-indulgence, she decided to marry herself. Despite registering at Manolo Blahnik, after the wedding Carrie found herself returning 400 pairs of Skechers.

Meanwhile, Samantha was up to the same crap she did every week.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Kumiho> Sex in the City reference?
<ajiav> Since moving in with my girlfriend, I get these ones now.
<Luminaire> I watch the censored reruns on TBS. I have a love-hate relationship with the show: I know it's crap, but I'm hooked anyway.
<ajiav> I have also learned all of the designers and carpenters on Trading Spaces by name.
<Mort> AJ loves TY
<ajiav> i am not the only one, apparantly

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