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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/25/2004 by 3Suns
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"Is 3Suns home? I have an express smiting for him from Mr... lessee.. Mr. Mort," said the heavily armed commando on my front step.

My wife had to think quickly. "Aah! Um... yes, he's still sleeping. Come in," she said.

I knew those expensive kung fu lessons would pay off someday.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> Who cleans your house?
<ajiav> 
<Mort> The messenger should have smiten, but with 3Suns's wife he was smitten.
<Kumiho> Rock on 3Suns!
<Carol> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Uh, 3Suns your wife is...interesting.

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